Thursday, September 25, 2008

Ceiling Fan Sex

I shit you not...I sat straight up in bed at 3 at A .M yesterday because I could have sworn that I heard a MAN moaning and gasping and all while in "the act". Im thinking, damn.....that guy next door is pretty loud....and yes, I was still listening.....when I realized it was coming from the darn fan over my head.

So why was I listening? Well...if you have been around at all and have read this blog, you KNOW that I am a student of human nature---also known as a voyeur. Shoot me , ok? I yam what I yam.

What do I do???? Use WD40?, readjust the blades, recharge the rabbit and take advantage of the sound effect? I understand that this could be a good thing, but I also feel like it could be taunting me.........Any thoughts? (NOT YOU, JOE)


t2ed said...

This is kind of like an auditory Rorschach test.

According to Elmer, it's always wabbit season. But yes, get out the lube.

You're supposed to oil that sucker at least once a year. That sound is probably a sign you haven't been attentive enough to it. There should be a little hole where you can spary some WD40 in there.

Onknees (not_onknees at the moment) said...

Uh.... WD40 in the fan? or me? :)

Teresa said...

That is hilarious. I vote for a rabbit with a crash helmet and knee pads!

oshiyay said...

OMG another problem..where is the Xanax ?